Suave Kids 3-in-1: $2.79
VS.
Philosophy 3-in-1: $22.50
(neither are vegan or organic. both do animal testing. both get you clean. both smell good. the former has a fun animal fact on the back. the latter has real recipes on the front. maybe you feel better paying more for a non-environmentally sensitive consumer product. maybe you feel better paying less for one. i don’t know how it works. maybe you feel better having “nicer” stuff. maybe you feel better saving money. maybe you make up your mind to feel better either way and anyway.)
MORAL: WHATEVER. I GO TO ULTA AND SMELL ALL THE PHILOSOPHY FLAVORS. THEN I GO TO TARGET AND BUY SUAVE. I NEVER REGRET A SHOWER.
