1. Don’t buy any more stuff (UNLESS it breaks down and I absolutely can’t fix it or UNLESS it’s edible and I’m hungry)
2. Take shorter showers (how are we going to do this? Well I am going to pick a 5-minute-long song on my iPhone and use that as a timer and that way if I take too long a shower I steam up my iPhone and my iPhone breaks. The idea here being that short showers > $600 of out-of-contract iPhone repairs)
3. Run more (shouldn’t be hard considering I run zero right now)
THAT IS ALL

