Getting Clean

Suave Kids 3-in-1: $2.79

VS.

Philosophy 3-in-1: $22.50

(neither are vegan or organic. both do animal testing. both get you clean. both smell good. the former has a fun animal fact on the back. the latter has real recipes on the front. maybe you feel better paying more for a non-environmentally sensitive consumer product. maybe you feel better paying less for one. i don’t know how it works. maybe you feel better having “nicer” stuff. maybe you feel better saving money. maybe you make up your mind to feel better either way and anyway.)

MORAL: WHATEVER. I GO TO ULTA AND SMELL ALL THE PHILOSOPHY FLAVORS. THEN I GO TO TARGET AND BUY SUAVE. I NEVER REGRET A SHOWER.

Re: New Year’s Resolutions

1. Oops… Oh well

2. Nevermind

3. Already done

 

MORE AND BETTER BLOGGING COMING SOON

 

STAY TUNED WORLD

New Year’s Resolutions (Duh)

1. Don’t buy any more stuff (UNLESS it breaks down and I absolutely can’t fix it or UNLESS it’s edible and I’m hungry)
2. Take shorter showers (how are we going to do this? Well I am going to pick a 5-minute-long song on my iPhone and use that as a timer and that way if I take too long a shower I steam up my iPhone and my iPhone breaks. The idea here being that short showers > $600 of out-of-contract iPhone repairs)
3. Run more (shouldn’t be hard considering I run zero right now)

THAT IS ALL